If every cat shows off its terrifying long waist so unscrupulously, and if it doesn't know how to hide its true appearance, I'm afraid they will soon be as annoying as the long-waisted weasel. How can they not have the ability of dachshunds to appear particularly loyal, steady and cute despite their long waists?

A cat’s waist is extremely long, which is one of the most mysterious things about every cat. Maybe you don’t believe it, you can go and see how long a chubby round dough can be stretched. One thing that every fat cat with good living conditions must do every day is to hide their waist from the outside most of the time. Pretending to be short and cute. From this, I feel that cats are naturally good actors. They can assume cute poses out of instinct.

If every cat shows off its terrifying long waist so unscrupulously, and if it doesn't know how to hide its true appearance, I'm afraid they will soon be as annoying as the long-waisted weasel. How can they not have the ability of dachshunds to appear particularly loyal, steady and cute despite their long waists?

So under such a powerful protective habit, no need to explain, cat waist has become a verb for human thieves and thinkers. It can be expected that there are so many thieves in human prisons today. This may be related to the fact that they have not yet reached the professional level of cats. Compared with the nurturing prison life of thieves, thinkers who are unable to lift books and read with their heads up, and can only read with their waist down, can only suffer from cervical spondylosis. They had to free one hand to support their head, which is as heavy as a laptop. This impossible movement for cats has become a classic posture for thinkers.

If you hide your waist for too long, you will also be very tired. This is no less than the physical exertion of one of the ten Ironman sports. So cats invented laziyao, a verb that belongs to all humans and all animals to solve fatigue. It is a pity that the administrative secretaries who are the best at slouching among all mankind have not learned the more effective and expert cat slouching. Humans are accustomed to raising their hands to release the slump and stretch their muscles. Who would have expected that under the evil Under the influence of the earth’s gravity, wouldn’t raising your hands in the air only increase hand fatigue?

Cats, on the other hand, comply with the gravity of the earth. Contrary to humans, their slouches often fixate their upper bodies and stretch their legs as a standard cat slouching posture. In addition, if there is a place like a tree or sofa nearby that can fix the front paws, cats will use the alternate cat lazy posture that looks like raising their arms to practice paws, but is actually stretching their waists. Although the brain capacity of cats is far less than that of humans, it is obvious that humans are quite stupid when it comes to doing what they are best at. Although many yoga masters with a little economic sense can secretly learn many postures from cats and charge tuition fees from more stupid people.